WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
When I was a kid of about 7 years old, I was playing with these Capsela toys and, having not yet acquired my electrical engineering degree, I thought it would be a good idea to take the wires that normally allow a 9v battery to power to the motor, and to directly stick those wires into a wall socket.
I was electrocuted and paralyzed for what was probably a few seconds. Miraculously, I did not die, but instead gained superhuman intelligence, aspergers, and chronic short-term memory loss problems.
